January 2012
Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE???
December 2011
I've done nothing this year.
ask me WEIRD anon questions, i'm bored.
yanagee:
The ball drop is overrated…
The ball doesn’t even drop… it slowly slides…
They should call it the ball slide…
fuck-chase:
can’t wait to make love to my hand tonight
When you accidently click on something scary. →
shinelikecrystal:
LMAOOO !
Teacher: "Turn the lights off"
Me: "CARRY ME HOME! NANANANANAnANANANANANANANANANANANANANA!"
First 100!
d-e-s-t-r-o-y-e-d:
Must be following me
No likes & reblog once
Promoting 20! 2 lists of 10 :)
Must reach
& Happy New Years!
Montreal by The Weeknd.
